All I Need From Cat - Portal Funny Birthday Card

Description

All I Need From Cat Funny / Humorous Birthday Card
by Portal Publications
Front Message:
All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Cat * Be finicky. They'll try harder to please you. * Give attitude. Get Attention. * If you don't like your presents, sulk. * Never tell your age. * If you get bored at your party, just curl up for a nap. * Don't stress out over your first gray whisker. * Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive. * Paws and reflect on what life has given to you. * Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you you're allowed to hiss and spit. * Take the day off and lie in the sun. * Stay out on the prowl all night long. * Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner. * It's a good day to shed you inhibitions. * Act catty. * Toy with your presents before you tear them open. * Spend some quality time in the litterbox. * Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning. * If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg. * Don't let anything or anyone put you out.
Inside Message:
And remember curiosity might kill you but birthdays won't! Happy Birthday
Card Size:
4.75 x 6.65 inches
Includes:
1 card / 1 White envelope
Paperstock:
Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist Credits:
Alan Wnuk.
Additional Info:
Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink.
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Packaging:
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